Datenschutzinformation

Welcome to our Privacy Policy – the shortest (and perhaps most entertaining) you’ll ever read! Here’s the deal: we don’t collect your data. Like, not even a little bit. If our website were a vault, it would be empty. If it were a diary, it would be blank. If it were a spy, it would be unemployed.

We’re not interested in your name, your email, your favorite flavor of ice cream, or even your high score on that one game you’re proud of. We don’t use cookies (except the chocolate chip kind), and we’re not tracking you – not even with binoculars.

No forms, no analytics, no algorithms plotting your every click. Why? Because we like our peace and quiet, and frankly, your data isn’t any of our business. This site is as anonymous as a masked ninja at a costume party.

In conclusion, feel free to browse, click, and scroll to your heart’s content, knowing that your secrets are safe... because we don’t know them. And that’s exactly how we like it.

So, there you have it: a privacy policy you can actually trust, because there’s literally nothing to mistrust. Enjoy!